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When i want to fall in love

When i want to fall in love with my books….
My bed falls in love with me….
And I believe that love the one who loves you…

Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy

Teacher:
Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher:
Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..???
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Pathan:
Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
Teacher shocked… :
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Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao..

Woh Bewafa Hy Tou Kia Hua…Mat Bura Kaho Usko,
Tum Mujh Say Set Ho Jao…Dafa Kro Usko..
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Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein

Pathan : Mobile Me Kuch songs Load Krwane Hein…
Dukandar : Memory Card Hy?
Pathan : Shanaakhti Card hai Memory card to abhi nahi banwaya…
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Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta

Mein din bhar kuch nahin karta, Mein araam karta hoon,
Woh apna kaam karte hain, Mein apna kaam karta hoon..
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Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha

Peer BaBa Arz Kartay hain..
Dil hai sacha aur dimagh hai kacha,
Wah Wah
Dil ha sacha aur dimagh hai kacha..
Tere msgs nai aa rahey
Kya baat hai bacha???
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Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne

Aaj apni Muhabat ko naya morr diya us ne,
Mere liye baalon ko khula chorr diya us ne!
Pehle hansta tha main muh khol k,
Ab to Aage wala hi daant torr diya us ne!
Us ne sargoshi ka kaha main betaab ho gaya,
Kaan paas kiya to marorr diya us ne!
Sardiyan aaeen to laya maaltay mehboob k liye,
Malta kha k chilka ankhon main nichor diya us ne!
Bewafai ki had b dikha di ik din us zalim ne,
Milne ghar gaya to pechay kutta chor diya usny..’
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You are always wondering around my thoughts

Does your feet never hurt ??
You are always wondering around my thoughts all day long
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Newton’s updated first Law of pooondi.

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)
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Fitteh Moon Tum idhar bhi agaye

Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aaj woh hamse jannat mein takra gaye,
Aur hamare dil se awaaz nikli,
“Fitteh Moon” Tum idhar bhi agaye..
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Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain

Height Of Fashion:
3 Year Old Baby Telling His Mum
‘Mom Pamper Zara Neechay Bandhain Baggy Look Aata Hai’

From WAPDA
 

Soya Howa Insan Paani Ki Bondon Se Bhi Jaag Jata He

Lekin

Soi Hoi QAUM Ko Jagane K Liye,

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Lodshading karni parrti he

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