Must Read coz climax is just awesome =))
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CONFESSION OF A LADY!!!..
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During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of
Rajma (which I know I shouldn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for
dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and
just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the
telephone ...rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer
the call. The Rajma I had consumed were still
affecting me and the pressure was becoming
unbearable, so while my husband was out of the
room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight
to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck running over a
skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my
napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me
vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped
off three more. The stink was worse than cooked
cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few
minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end
of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very
relieved and pleased with myself. My face must
have been the picture of innocence when my
husband returned, apologizing for taking so long.
He asked me if I had peaked through the blindfold,
and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests
seated around the table, with their hands to their
noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday"


Muft ki kamai 
 
 ('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
  \ \ wah
 _/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.
 
 
 
 
Sacche Friend ki 3 
 
Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:

1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.

2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.

3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.

Besharam SMS pura padhenge. 






KANJUS



Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do

Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.





BHIKARI  



Mobile ek MANDIR hai,

Sim card uska DEVTA,

Call karne wala PUJARI,

Sms bhejne wala DANI,

Padhane wala BHAKT

Reply na karne wala mandir ka BHIKARI 





















Real Insulting Moment





 



That’s real insulting moment When you see a 16 year’s old 
engaged girl, While you are still single even after completing 16 years 
of studies :p











Ultimate Insult





 



Ultimate Insult I Love your smile because.. . . . . . . My favorite color is “YELLOW”!!









Moral of Rajnikanth Robot





 



What is the moral of Rajnikanth’s movie ROBOT? ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ girls
 sirf insan ka hi nahi, MACHINE ka bhi





Suno Zara. 



Boy: Suno Zara.

Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad 

Ladki: Ab bolo

Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!





 18 Log 



Duniya mein har insaan ka kuch na kuch naam hai,

magar bheed mein jab hum aawaz lagate hai,

Abe o chutiye

Kasam se 20 mein se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai.







Baaaaat Karti Hai.

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.

Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?

Clasic Ans:

Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?

baaaaat karti hai.