Agr Koi Aap Ko Kahay Ooye Insan Ban...! . To...? . . . 1 Baar Koshish Zaroor Kr Lena Baaqi Naseeb Ki Baat Hai ....;)

Agr Koi Aap Ko Kahay
Ooye Insan Ban...!
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To...?
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1 Baar Koshish Zaroor Kr Lena
Baaqi Naseeb Ki Baat Hai ....;)

دیکھا ھے پہلی بار سائیکل پہ ھاتھی سوار

ایک موٹی عورت سائیکل پر سوار تھی اور یہ گانا گا رھی تھی " دیکھا ھے پہلی بار ساجن کی آنکھوں میں پیار " راستے میں ایک بچہ اس پر ھنس رھا تھا عورت نے غصے سے پوچھا کیوں ہنس رھے ھو؟ بچے نے کہا " دیکھا ھے پہلی بار سائیکل پہ ھاتھی سوار ....‏‎.‎

Molvi Hota

: Larki
Agr Ham Na h0ty To Larko ka kya h0ta?
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Larka:"ALLAH ki Kasm Nimazi hoty Aur ye Jo message Parh Raha Hai Molvi Hota... ¤

paratey swazi

/('',)
  '.).(>
   / /
chief Justice   Da faisla karey da che pa peshmani k ba jinako ta sms na kawai
zaka che bia te
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paratey swazi.

Mosm ho to 'AAJ' jesa

Mosm ho to 'AAJ' jesa.
Mehal ho to 'TAJ' jesa.

Phool ho to 'GULAB' jesa.

Or zindgi bitane K liay

dost ho to
!

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+ Excuse me

O Hello +

mere jesa ok.
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Yo nazar me wa Lidale

Yo nazar me wa
    Lidale
Zamung cham
Ta wa ragale..
.
Sre ye shundy
Tor zulfan wo.. (YYYY)
Rukhsarona ye
Anar wo, ~(UFFF..)
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Masta masta ba
Kedala~ (WAWAWA)
Na zama na
Sharmedala~       (AW KNA
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Bia da stargo
Tar yo zay sho~
Zrh zama wo
Kho prady sho, ~(HYYY
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Nary khkuly ye
Zwani wa~      (DIR KHA)
Da lidalo
Armani wa~    (WA G WA
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Bs pa husan
Arasta wa~
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kho insan na wo
BEEZA wa~ (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
STA SA KHIAL WO...?.

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard.

During interview Boss said:
"We want someone with a Suspicious mind, High alertness, Strong body, High sense of hearing, &
a Killer instinct!
Do u think u r eligible?"

Man thought 4 a few seconds, then said:
"No! but can My Wife apply?" 

Sardar ki modern wife

Sardar ki modern wife us se office jaate waqt boli:

'see you in the evening' ;)

sardar:
Me vi tino dekh Lawa ga haramdiye,
a dhamki apnay piyo nu davi.;>;>;>;>

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.
Tang A Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya
Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi
Pthan Dubara Kahin Dor Chor Aya
Bili Phr Ghr A Gai
Pthan Gusse Me Use Bht Dor Chorne Gaya
Wahan Se Wife Ko Call Ki
Bili Ghr Pohnchi.?
Wife:
Han
Pathan:
Us beghert Se Bol K Mujhe Aa Kr Le Jaey Me Rasta Bhool Gaya Hon..

Miss

Kuch school k Bachy Ek lrki ko ghaseet kr school ley ja rahe thy

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr

Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jay gi

Bachy bole

Baba g !

Ye hmari Miss h

Roz school sy Date pr chali jati h.  :-);-)

Windows in Pashto

Agar Computer Windows Pashto Me Hoti Tu
Start=za da khaira
Play=warka dang
Stop=odrega
Pause=sabar
Save=sambhal ka
Esc=khpe wubasa
Hide=pat ka
Restart=u zal bia
Send=olega
Insert=Warka
Download=Rakaga
Delet=Ruk e ka
Run=Takhta
Alt+Ctrl+Del= Takhta ghul day larali di
Refresh= Olamba
Pleas wait= war oka

deleted= sar ye okhwaro / toot ta okhato

turn off= mar ye ka

This page can't be open=sta hagha plar ye hun na shi khulawaly ....

Dost Ab bewafa ho gaya hy

F A R A Z  Ye dekho kya ho gaya hy

Har  D O S T  ab hmara kanjus ho gaya hy

Koi nahi poochta ab haal-e-dil
M O H S I N

Lagta hy un sab ka zameer so gaya hy

Pehly to msg kia karty thy
G H A L I B

Ab lagta hy mera numbar
un sy delete ho gaya hy

Is sms ko parh k agar aaye msg
IQBAL

TO samjhna k is nazam ka un pr asar ho gaya hy

Aur agar na aaye koi reply to samajh lena
W A S I

Dost ab tumhara
  BEWAFA
Ho gaya hai.

1 uppar Aurat

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

Kiya khoya kiya paya

Kisi ny IQBAL sy
poocha k zindagi
men kya KHOYA
or kya PAYA hai

To unhon ny kia khubsurat jawab dia

k

Jo gaajar ke halwey
men daaltey hen,
wo KHOYA hai

Or

Jo nashtey men
naan ke sath khatey
hen wo PAYA hai

Parhne ka Shukriya

Ye Abbottabad Wale IQBAL SAHAB Hen Jinki cant main pan shop hy. :

Chars peety Jo na

Us Ne Dekhi Meri Ankhon Mn Udasi Ki Jhalak,

Aur Phir Ghor Se Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Ko Parha,

Mere Uljhy Huey Balon Ko Dekha,

Kuch Lamhon Tk Wo khyalon k Banwar Mn Doobi,

Phr Utha Kr Meri Janib Wo Afsos Bhari Nigahen,

Lambi Ek Sard Aaah Bhari 0r Boli,

"jan"

"Charas Peetey
Ho Na..."

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.

Newton's Law of asheqi

Newton's Law of asheqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.

Robot

Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...

Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)

Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p

Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
    kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D

"Jo samja wo
khamosh  baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"

Family planning

1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne

mutthi kholi
or

family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,

"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...