Newton's Law of asheqi:
"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.
"YAAD"
ZINDGI Ki Udas Shamon Mein
Zindgi K Tanha Lamhon Mein
Wo Jo door Jate Hain Bohat Yad Aty Hain..
Jab DIL Tarapta Hai
Jab Ankhien Roti Hain
Wo Jo Rooth Jaty Hain
Bohat Yad Aaty Hain.
Jab Rasty Bhool Jaty Hain
Jab Manzilein Kho Jati Hain
Wo Jo Chor Jatay Hain Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain.
Slogans for promoting condoms :
China
You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !
UK
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
USA
If you go into heat, cover your meat !
AUSTRAILIA
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
FRANCE
Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !
SOUTH AFRICA
Cover your stump, before you pump !
PAKISTAN
Don't be silly, Protect your Lulli
Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...
Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)
Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p
Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D
"Jo samja wo
khamosh baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"
1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne
mutthi kholi
or
family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,
"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...
"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "
" Aey khuda"
" Tu hi hai Jo sara Din Muje Apni Panah May Rakhta He
SUBAH
BAKHAIR
Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,
Fasana Aur hota hy Haqiqat Aur hoti Hy
Yeh Maana k Sheesha-e-dil Ronaq-e-Bazar hota Hy
Magar Jab Toot Jata Hy to Qeemat Aur hoti Hy
Nigahain Jaanch Leti hen Mohabbat ki Adaaon ko,
Chupanay sy Zamanay Bhar Main Shohrat Aur hoti Hy
Yeh Maana Husn ki Fitrat Bohot Nazuk hy
""
Mizaj-e-Ishq ki Lekin Nazakat Aur hoti hy..'!!
