1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.

Newton's Law of asheqi

Newton's Law of asheqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.

Yaad

        "YAAD"

ZINDGI Ki Udas Shamon Mein

Zindgi K Tanha Lamhon Mein

Wo Jo door Jate Hain Bohat Yad Aty Hain..

Jab DIL Tarapta Hai

Jab Ankhien Roti Hain

Wo Jo Rooth Jaty Hain

Bohat Yad Aaty Hain.

Jab Rasty Bhool Jaty Hain

Jab Manzilein Kho Jati Hain

Wo Jo Chor Jatay Hain Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain.

Slogans for promoting condoms

Slogans for promoting condoms :
China
You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !

UK
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
USA
If you go into heat, cover your meat !

AUSTRAILIA
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
FRANCE
Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !

SOUTH AFRICA
Cover your stump, before you pump !
PAKISTAN
Don't be silly, Protect your Lulli

Robot

Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...

Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)

Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p

Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
    kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D

"Jo samja wo
khamosh  baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"

Family planning

1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne

mutthi kholi
or

family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,

"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...