Mutahid ho tu badal dalo Nizam e Gulshan

Mutahid ho tu badal dalo Nizam e Gulshan 
Muntasher ho to maro Shor machaty q ho 

Mery anso ponch kar koi bas ye bata do mujhy

Mery anso ponch kar koi bas ye bata do mujhy
Rolany    wala   he   aksar   q   yaad   aty   hain

Talash hai aik aisy shekh ki

Talash hai aik aisy shekh ki
Jo ankho mai us waqt dard daikh ly
Jab duniya hum sy kehti hy
Kiya yar tum hamesha hansty rehty ho 

Yao buneri da TV dapasa bomb ekhawday wo. Khaze warta wel da sa k.
Buneray: ka pakistan match obelo no tol team dura kom.....

Azmati hy zindage

Aazmati Hy Zindagi Usi Ko
Jo Mushkil Raston Par Chalna Jante Hen,

Zindagi Main Jeet Usi Ki Hoti Hy
Jo Sab Kho Kar Bhi Muskurana Jante Hen.....

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.