Miss

Kuch school k Bachy Ek lrki ko ghaseet kr school ley ja rahe thy

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr

Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jay gi

Bachy bole

Baba g !

Ye hmari Miss h

Roz school sy Date pr chali jati h.  :-);-)

Windows in Pashto

Agar Computer Windows Pashto Me Hoti Tu
Start=za da khaira
Play=warka dang
Stop=odrega
Pause=sabar
Save=sambhal ka
Esc=khpe wubasa
Hide=pat ka
Restart=u zal bia
Send=olega
Insert=Warka
Download=Rakaga
Delet=Ruk e ka
Run=Takhta
Alt+Ctrl+Del= Takhta ghul day larali di
Refresh= Olamba
Pleas wait= war oka

deleted= sar ye okhwaro / toot ta okhato

turn off= mar ye ka

This page can't be open=sta hagha plar ye hun na shi khulawaly ....

Dost Ab bewafa ho gaya hy

F A R A Z  Ye dekho kya ho gaya hy

Har  D O S T  ab hmara kanjus ho gaya hy

Koi nahi poochta ab haal-e-dil
M O H S I N

Lagta hy un sab ka zameer so gaya hy

Pehly to msg kia karty thy
G H A L I B

Ab lagta hy mera numbar
un sy delete ho gaya hy

Is sms ko parh k agar aaye msg
IQBAL

TO samjhna k is nazam ka un pr asar ho gaya hy

Aur agar na aaye koi reply to samajh lena
W A S I

Dost ab tumhara
  BEWAFA
Ho gaya hai.

1 uppar Aurat

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

Kiya khoya kiya paya

Kisi ny IQBAL sy
poocha k zindagi
men kya KHOYA
or kya PAYA hai

To unhon ny kia khubsurat jawab dia

k

Jo gaajar ke halwey
men daaltey hen,
wo KHOYA hai

Or

Jo nashtey men
naan ke sath khatey
hen wo PAYA hai

Parhne ka Shukriya

Ye Abbottabad Wale IQBAL SAHAB Hen Jinki cant main pan shop hy. :

Boldy e nai

Rozay daroooo
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Bolday e naiii O..

Kal tay brian mubarkan dinday c ...... :-

Good morning ya good night

Ye Soch Soch kr Dimagh ki Wat Lag Gai H

  's.A '

K Sehri Me usy Good Morning Kahonga Ya Good Night?
('.')
<) )Tm Hi Bata Do yar...