Friday, 11 July 2014

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.
Tang A Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya
Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi
Pthan Dubara Kahin Dor Chor Aya
Bili Phr Ghr A Gai
Pthan Gusse Me Use Bht Dor Chorne Gaya
Wahan Se Wife Ko Call Ki
Bili Ghr Pohnchi.?
Wife:
Han
Pathan:
Us beghert Se Bol K Mujhe Aa Kr Le Jaey Me Rasta Bhool Gaya Hon..

Computer in hindko

Qaid e Hazara BABA HAIDER ZAMAN ka aik aur inqlabi elan:

Agar sooba Hazara bana to
yahan ki govt computer  ko b Hindko main bnaey gi jis k bahd icons kuch is tarah hon gay.

Start = Turro
Refresh= nawan karos
Run = nasso
Copy= naqal karus
Cut = kappos
Paste= chamorus
Delete= mukaous
Move= halaous
Restart= fir torus
Sleep= saisoo!
Cancel= mittey paous
Mute=dand na paa
4ward= aga toros

Pashto questions

یو ڑوند نہ کونڑ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ چاڑا ولیدو              اوس بہ چاڑا ڑوند ته سنگہ واي چه کونڑ درنہ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ     
بل چاتہ اولیگہ خوجواب راکڑہ.

"SABR" , "SAKHAWAT" , "SACHAI", "NARMI" Aur "MOAUT"

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
Have a Nice Day

"SABR"  Eman ki Bunyad hai,

"SAKHAWAT" Insan ki Zenat,

"SACHAI"Haq ki Zuban,

"NARMI" Kamyabi ki Kunji,

Aur "MOAUT" aik BeKhabar Sathi hai.

Wo aag to Lagata hai pr jaLnay nahi deta.

Wo pyar yun karta hai sanbhaLny nhi deta,
Phir dukh k samandar mein ubharny nahi deta.
Us ki jafa b mashoor hai WAFA k saath,
Wo dard to deta hai pr ronay nahi deta.
Karta hai waar marham ko khanjar pe Laga k,
Wo zakham to deta hai pr marnay nahi deta.
Jo torrta hai diL to aansu b bahata hai,
Barbaad to karta hai pr ujrrny nahi deta.
Mehboob miLa hai hum ko ajeeb sa,
"A jan",

Wo aag to Lagata hai pr jaLnay nahi deta.

Ye na socha tha

Uski Ankhon mein Hum ne wafa dekhi thi

Us mein mehkty pholon ki Ada dekhi thi

Ye na socha tha k wo Bhol jaye ga,

Us mein to chahat ki intha dekhi thi..!!

 

Miss

Kuch school k Bachy Ek lrki ko ghaseet kr school ley ja rahe thy

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr

Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jay gi

Bachy bole

Baba g !

Ye hmari Miss h

Roz school sy Date pr chali jati h.  :-);-)