Yo nazar me wa Lidale

Yo nazar me wa
    Lidale
Zamung cham
Ta wa ragale..
.
Sre ye shundy
Tor zulfan wo.. (YYYY)
Rukhsarona ye
Anar wo, ~(UFFF..)
.
.
.
Masta masta ba
Kedala~ (WAWAWA)
Na zama na
Sharmedala~       (AW KNA
.
.
.
Bia da stargo
Tar yo zay sho~
Zrh zama wo
Kho prady sho, ~(HYYY
.
.
.
Nary khkuly ye
Zwani wa~      (DIR KHA)
Da lidalo
Armani wa~    (WA G WA
.
.
.
Bs pa husan
Arasta wa~
.
.
.
.
.
.
kho insan na wo
BEEZA wa~ (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
STA SA KHIAL WO...?.

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard.

During interview Boss said:
"We want someone with a Suspicious mind, High alertness, Strong body, High sense of hearing, &
a Killer instinct!
Do u think u r eligible?"

Man thought 4 a few seconds, then said:
"No! but can My Wife apply?" 

*Da buniri bara k nawe tappa*

*Da buniri bara k nawe tappa*

Buniri ta khazi owil 6 lor di da 25 kalo shwa charta da 30 kalo sari warla ogora.che wadae ko.buniri da kora rawan sho ao khazi ta yi owil ka da 30 na wo no da 15....15 warla dwa ogoram.SubahBahair.

Sardar ki modern wife

Sardar ki modern wife us se office jaate waqt boli:

'see you in the evening' ;)

sardar:
Me vi tino dekh Lawa ga haramdiye,
a dhamki apnay piyo nu davi.;>;>;>;>

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.
Tang A Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya
Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi
Pthan Dubara Kahin Dor Chor Aya
Bili Phr Ghr A Gai
Pthan Gusse Me Use Bht Dor Chorne Gaya
Wahan Se Wife Ko Call Ki
Bili Ghr Pohnchi.?
Wife:
Han
Pathan:
Us beghert Se Bol K Mujhe Aa Kr Le Jaey Me Rasta Bhool Gaya Hon..

Computer in hindko

Qaid e Hazara BABA HAIDER ZAMAN ka aik aur inqlabi elan:

Agar sooba Hazara bana to
yahan ki govt computer  ko b Hindko main bnaey gi jis k bahd icons kuch is tarah hon gay.

Start = Turro
Refresh= nawan karos
Run = nasso
Copy= naqal karus
Cut = kappos
Paste= chamorus
Delete= mukaous
Move= halaous
Restart= fir torus
Sleep= saisoo!
Cancel= mittey paous
Mute=dand na paa
4ward= aga toros

Pashto questions

یو ڑوند نہ کونڑ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ چاڑا ولیدو              اوس بہ چاڑا ڑوند ته سنگہ واي چه کونڑ درنہ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ     
بل چاتہ اولیگہ خوجواب راکڑہ.