Yao buneri da TV dapasa bomb ekhawday wo. Khaze warta wel da sa k.
Buneray: ka pakistan match obelo no tol team dura kom.....

Azmati hy zindage

Aazmati Hy Zindagi Usi Ko
Jo Mushkil Raston Par Chalna Jante Hen,

Zindagi Main Jeet Usi Ki Hoti Hy
Jo Sab Kho Kar Bhi Muskurana Jante Hen.....

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.

Newton's Law of asheqi

Newton's Law of asheqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.

Yaad

        "YAAD"

ZINDGI Ki Udas Shamon Mein

Zindgi K Tanha Lamhon Mein

Wo Jo door Jate Hain Bohat Yad Aty Hain..

Jab DIL Tarapta Hai

Jab Ankhien Roti Hain

Wo Jo Rooth Jaty Hain

Bohat Yad Aaty Hain.

Jab Rasty Bhool Jaty Hain

Jab Manzilein Kho Jati Hain

Wo Jo Chor Jatay Hain Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain.

Slogans for promoting condoms

Slogans for promoting condoms :
China
You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !

UK
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
USA
If you go into heat, cover your meat !

AUSTRAILIA
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
FRANCE
Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !

SOUTH AFRICA
Cover your stump, before you pump !
PAKISTAN
Don't be silly, Protect your Lulli