Yao buneri da TV dapasa bomb ekhawday wo. Khaze warta wel da sa k.
Buneray: ka pakistan match obelo no tol team dura kom.....

Azmati hy zindage

Aazmati Hy Zindagi Usi Ko
Jo Mushkil Raston Par Chalna Jante Hen,

Zindagi Main Jeet Usi Ki Hoti Hy
Jo Sab Kho Kar Bhi Muskurana Jante Hen.....

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.

Newton's Law of asheqi

Newton's Law of asheqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.

Yaad

        "YAAD"

ZINDGI Ki Udas Shamon Mein

Zindgi K Tanha Lamhon Mein

Wo Jo door Jate Hain Bohat Yad Aty Hain..

Jab DIL Tarapta Hai

Jab Ankhien Roti Hain

Wo Jo Rooth Jaty Hain

Bohat Yad Aaty Hain.

Jab Rasty Bhool Jaty Hain

Jab Manzilein Kho Jati Hain

Wo Jo Chor Jatay Hain Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain.

Slogans for promoting condoms

Slogans for promoting condoms :
China
You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !

UK
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
USA
If you go into heat, cover your meat !

AUSTRAILIA
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
FRANCE
Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !

SOUTH AFRICA
Cover your stump, before you pump !
PAKISTAN
Don't be silly, Protect your Lulli

Robot

Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...

Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)

Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p

Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
    kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D

"Jo samja wo
khamosh  baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"

Family planning

1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne

mutthi kholi
or

family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,

"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...

"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "

"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "

" Aey khuda"

" Tu hi hai Jo sara Din Muje Apni Panah May Rakhta He

SUBAH
BAKHAIR

Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,

Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,

Fasana Aur hota hy Haqiqat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana k Sheesha-e-dil Ronaq-e-Bazar hota Hy

Magar Jab Toot Jata Hy to Qeemat Aur hoti Hy

Nigahain Jaanch Leti hen Mohabbat ki Adaaon ko,

Chupanay sy Zamanay Bhar Main Shohrat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana Husn ki Fitrat Bohot Nazuk hy

""

Mizaj-e-Ishq ki Lekin Nazakat Aur hoti hy..'!!

Pagal pan

Pagal pan ki sare lakeray mayray hi hathun main kun

jis ko chahun main hi chahun main hi chahun kun

Teacher Puppu se
Pakistan men Aman q nhi hota?
Puppu
Sir,Actually humara Flag hi Ulta ha
Teacher
Kia Matlab?
Puppu
Sir,Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan ha or White  Aman ka
Aman men to Hum ne Danda dia huwa ha
Agar yehi Danda Qaom me dia hota to,Aaj yahan Aman hota
Ge Öy Puppu

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin
Wo sham jesy sisak rhi thi
K zard patto ko andiyun ny
Ajeeb Qisa suna diya tha
K jis ko sun kar tamam patty
Sisak rahy thy
Bilak rahy thy
na Jany kis saanhay k ghum main
Shajar jaron se ukhar chuky thy
Boht talasha tha hum ne tum ko
Har ek rasta
Har ek wadi
Har ek parbat
Har ek ghati
kahin se teri khabar na i,
To ye k
Hum ne bhi dil ko tala,
Hawa thamy gi to dekh lein gay,
Hum us k raston ko dhond lien gay,
Magar hamari ye khush khyali,
Jo hum ko barbad kar gei thi,
Hawa thami thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi,
Humare baalo k junglon main,
Sufaid chandi utar chuki thi,
Falak pe taary nahi rahe thy,
Gulab pyary nahi rhy thy,
Wo jin sy basti thi dil ki basti,
Wo log sary nahi rahy the,
Ye almiya sub sy bala tar tha,
K Hum tumhary nahi rahy thy,
K Tum humary nahi rahy thy,
Hawa thmi thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi...!

Khubsorati

KHUBSOORTI Ki Kami Ko Ikhlaq Pura Kar Sakta Hai.

Magar

IKHLAQ ki kami Ko khubsoorti Pura Nahi Kar Sakti".

Mjhe Sulane Jb Rat Ati Ha.

Mjhe Sulane Jb Rat Ati Ha.

Me So Nhi Pata Rat Khud So Jati Ha.

Puchne Pr DIL  Se Ye Awaz ati Ha.

Aj Use Yad KrLo Rat To Roz ati ha.
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