Entertainment Ka Dose

Robot

Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...

Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)

Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p

Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D

"Jo samja wo
khamosh baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"

Family planning

1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne

mutthi kholi
or

family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,

"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...

"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "

" Aey khuda"

" Tu hi hai Jo sara Din Muje Apni Panah May Rakhta He

SUBAH
BAKHAIR

Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,

Fasana Aur hota hy Haqiqat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana k Sheesha-e-dil Ronaq-e-Bazar hota Hy

Magar Jab Toot Jata Hy to Qeemat Aur hoti Hy

Nigahain Jaanch Leti hen Mohabbat ki Adaaon ko,

Chupanay sy Zamanay Bhar Main Shohrat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana Husn ki Fitrat Bohot Nazuk hy

Mizaj-e-Ishq ki Lekin Nazakat Aur hoti hy..'!!

Pagal pan

Pagal pan ki sare lakeray mayray hi hathun main kun

jis ko chahun main hi chahun main hi chahun kun

Teacher Puppu se
Pakistan men Aman q nhi hota?
Puppu
Sir,Actually humara Flag hi Ulta ha
Teacher
Kia Matlab?
Puppu
Sir,Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan ha or White Aman ka
Aman men to Hum ne Danda dia huwa ha
Agar yehi Danda Qaom me dia hota to,Aaj yahan Aman hota
Ge Öy Puppu

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin
Wo sham jesy sisak rhi thi
K zard patto ko andiyun ny
Ajeeb Qisa suna diya tha
K jis ko sun kar tamam patty
Sisak rahy thy
Bilak rahy thy
na Jany kis saanhay k ghum main
Shajar jaron se ukhar chuky thy
Boht talasha tha hum ne tum ko
Har ek rasta
Har ek wadi
Har ek parbat
Har ek ghati
kahin se teri khabar na i,
To ye k
Hum ne bhi dil ko tala,
Hawa thamy gi to dekh lein gay,
Hum us k raston ko dhond lien gay,
Magar hamari ye khush khyali,
Jo hum ko barbad kar gei thi,
Hawa thami thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi,
Humare baalo k junglon main,
Sufaid chandi utar chuki thi,
Falak pe taary nahi rahe thy,
Gulab pyary nahi rhy thy,
Wo jin sy basti thi dil ki basti,
Wo log sary nahi rahy the,
Ye almiya sub sy bala tar tha,
K Hum tumhary nahi rahy thy,
K Tum humary nahi rahy thy,
Hawa thmi thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi...!