Ramzan karim k duain

رمضان المبارک کی دعائیں:
پہلا عشره :
ياحي ياقيوم برحمتك استغيث
دوسرا عشره:
استغفر الله ربي من كل ذنب واتوب اليه
تيسرا عشره:
اللهم اجرنی من النار

خوچی مونږه به څوک په دعاکښی یاد کړې او که نه

Agr Koi Aap Ko Kahay Ooye Insan Ban...! . To...? . . . 1 Baar Koshish Zaroor Kr Lena Baaqi Naseeb Ki Baat Hai ....;)

Agr Koi Aap Ko Kahay
Ooye Insan Ban...!
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To...?
.

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1 Baar Koshish Zaroor Kr Lena
Baaqi Naseeb Ki Baat Hai ....;)

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Takleef Wo Jo Tarpa De

Teacher Wo Jo Saza De

Mohabat Wo Jo Wafa De

DUSHMAN Wo Jo Marwa De

Or

Apna Wo
Jo

Eid ki shoping Krwa De

HAI KOI MERA "Apna".

دیکھا ھے پہلی بار سائیکل پہ ھاتھی سوار

ایک موٹی عورت سائیکل پر سوار تھی اور یہ گانا گا رھی تھی " دیکھا ھے پہلی بار ساجن کی آنکھوں میں پیار " راستے میں ایک بچہ اس پر ھنس رھا تھا عورت نے غصے سے پوچھا کیوں ہنس رھے ھو؟ بچے نے کہا " دیکھا ھے پہلی بار سائیکل پہ ھاتھی سوار ....‏‎.‎

Molvi Hota

: Larki
Agr Ham Na h0ty To Larko ka kya h0ta?
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Larka:"ALLAH ki Kasm Nimazi hoty Aur ye Jo message Parh Raha Hai Molvi Hota... ¤

Ghani khan

     *غنی خان بابا*
مینہ کار د لیونو دے
یو اظہار د لیونو دے.
بس د یو حسن د لاسہ
جوند پہ دار د لیونو دے.
روغو ھیس گٹہ اونکڑہ
دا زل وار د لیونو دے.
بل سہ نہ دی بس یو درد دے
چی پکار د لیونو دے.
روغ پہ دی کلہ پوھیگی
غنی یار د لیونو دے.
  

Pashto funny poetry

خاطرہ ورشہ خپل  جانان تہ سپیلنئ  
لوگی کہ .
پورہ بالٹی شربت   ئ سکلی چرتہ ڈز 
و نۂ کی :

paratey swazi

/('',)
  '.).(>
   / /
chief Justice   Da faisla karey da che pa peshmani k ba jinako ta sms na kawai
zaka che bia te
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paratey swazi.

Dharkan rukh gaye mery

"Dharkan
Ruk Gayi Meri . . Ye Baat Sun
Kar . . . . !

"Jab Light Gayi Aur Kaam waLi Maasi BoLi . .

"what The HeLL Is This, U Don't Have U.P.S .? :-O :-D

Mosm ho to 'AAJ' jesa

Mosm ho to 'AAJ' jesa.
Mehal ho to 'TAJ' jesa.

Phool ho to 'GULAB' jesa.

Or zindgi bitane K liay

dost ho to
!

?

+ Excuse me

O Hello +

mere jesa ok.
. ;-)

"Kiun Rakhoon Main Apne Qalam Main Sayahi...!

"Kiun Rakhoon Main Apne Qalam Main Sayahi...!"

"Jab Koi Armaan Dil Main Machalta Hi Nahi...!"

"Na_Jane Kiun Sabhi Shak Karte Hain Mujh Par...!"

"Jab Sookha Gulab Meri Kitaabon Main Milta Hi Nahi...!"

"Kashish To Bohat Thi Mere Pyaar Main...!"

"Magar Kya Karoon Koi Pathar Dil Pighalta Hi Nahi...!"

Agar Khuda Mile To Us Se Apna Pyaar Mangoon Ga

"Par Suna Hai Wo Marne Se Pehle Kisi Se Milta hi Nahi.

Always trust

"If you walk the way guided by humans
you will find a hopeless end..

But

If you walk the way guided by ALLAH,

you will find endless hope"

Always trust

Yo nazar me wa Lidale

Yo nazar me wa
    Lidale
Zamung cham
Ta wa ragale..
.
Sre ye shundy
Tor zulfan wo.. (YYYY)
Rukhsarona ye
Anar wo, ~(UFFF..)
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.
.
Masta masta ba
Kedala~ (WAWAWA)
Na zama na
Sharmedala~       (AW KNA
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Bia da stargo
Tar yo zay sho~
Zrh zama wo
Kho prady sho, ~(HYYY
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Nary khkuly ye
Zwani wa~      (DIR KHA)
Da lidalo
Armani wa~    (WA G WA
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Bs pa husan
Arasta wa~
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.
kho insan na wo
BEEZA wa~ (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
STA SA KHIAL WO...?.

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard

A Man applied for the post of Security Guard.

During interview Boss said:
"We want someone with a Suspicious mind, High alertness, Strong body, High sense of hearing, &
a Killer instinct!
Do u think u r eligible?"

Man thought 4 a few seconds, then said:
"No! but can My Wife apply?" 

*Da buniri bara k nawe tappa*

*Da buniri bara k nawe tappa*

Buniri ta khazi owil 6 lor di da 25 kalo shwa charta da 30 kalo sari warla ogora.che wadae ko.buniri da kora rawan sho ao khazi ta yi owil ka da 30 na wo no da 15....15 warla dwa ogoram.SubahBahair.

Sardar ki modern wife

Sardar ki modern wife us se office jaate waqt boli:

'see you in the evening' ;)

sardar:
Me vi tino dekh Lawa ga haramdiye,
a dhamki apnay piyo nu davi.;>;>;>;>

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.

Pthan K Ghr Bili Thi.
Tang A Kr Use Kahin Chor Aya
Ghr Aya To Bili Pehle Pohnchi Thi
Pthan Dubara Kahin Dor Chor Aya
Bili Phr Ghr A Gai
Pthan Gusse Me Use Bht Dor Chorne Gaya
Wahan Se Wife Ko Call Ki
Bili Ghr Pohnchi.?
Wife:
Han
Pathan:
Us beghert Se Bol K Mujhe Aa Kr Le Jaey Me Rasta Bhool Gaya Hon..

Computer in hindko

Qaid e Hazara BABA HAIDER ZAMAN ka aik aur inqlabi elan:

Agar sooba Hazara bana to
yahan ki govt computer  ko b Hindko main bnaey gi jis k bahd icons kuch is tarah hon gay.

Start = Turro
Refresh= nawan karos
Run = nasso
Copy= naqal karus
Cut = kappos
Paste= chamorus
Delete= mukaous
Move= halaous
Restart= fir torus
Sleep= saisoo!
Cancel= mittey paous
Mute=dand na paa
4ward= aga toros

Pashto questions

یو ڑوند نہ کونڑ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ چاڑا ولیدو              اوس بہ چاڑا ڑوند ته سنگہ واي چه کونڑ درنہ چرگہ پٹہ کڑہ     
بل چاتہ اولیگہ خوجواب راکڑہ.

"SABR" , "SAKHAWAT" , "SACHAI", "NARMI" Aur "MOAUT"

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM
Have a Nice Day

"SABR"  Eman ki Bunyad hai,

"SAKHAWAT" Insan ki Zenat,

"SACHAI"Haq ki Zuban,

"NARMI" Kamyabi ki Kunji,

Aur "MOAUT" aik BeKhabar Sathi hai.

Wo aag to Lagata hai pr jaLnay nahi deta.

Wo pyar yun karta hai sanbhaLny nhi deta,
Phir dukh k samandar mein ubharny nahi deta.
Us ki jafa b mashoor hai WAFA k saath,
Wo dard to deta hai pr ronay nahi deta.
Karta hai waar marham ko khanjar pe Laga k,
Wo zakham to deta hai pr marnay nahi deta.
Jo torrta hai diL to aansu b bahata hai,
Barbaad to karta hai pr ujrrny nahi deta.
Mehboob miLa hai hum ko ajeeb sa,
"A jan",

Wo aag to Lagata hai pr jaLnay nahi deta.

Ye na socha tha

Uski Ankhon mein Hum ne wafa dekhi thi

Us mein mehkty pholon ki Ada dekhi thi

Ye na socha tha k wo Bhol jaye ga,

Us mein to chahat ki intha dekhi thi..!!

 

Miss

Kuch school k Bachy Ek lrki ko ghaseet kr school ley ja rahe thy

1 Admi bola esko chor do agr

Es ko parhne ka shok hoga tu ye khud school jay gi

Bachy bole

Baba g !

Ye hmari Miss h

Roz school sy Date pr chali jati h.  :-);-)

Windows in Pashto

Agar Computer Windows Pashto Me Hoti Tu
Start=za da khaira
Play=warka dang
Stop=odrega
Pause=sabar
Save=sambhal ka
Esc=khpe wubasa
Hide=pat ka
Restart=u zal bia
Send=olega
Insert=Warka
Download=Rakaga
Delet=Ruk e ka
Run=Takhta
Alt+Ctrl+Del= Takhta ghul day larali di
Refresh= Olamba
Pleas wait= war oka

deleted= sar ye okhwaro / toot ta okhato

turn off= mar ye ka

This page can't be open=sta hagha plar ye hun na shi khulawaly ....

Dost Ab bewafa ho gaya hy

F A R A Z  Ye dekho kya ho gaya hy

Har  D O S T  ab hmara kanjus ho gaya hy

Koi nahi poochta ab haal-e-dil
M O H S I N

Lagta hy un sab ka zameer so gaya hy

Pehly to msg kia karty thy
G H A L I B

Ab lagta hy mera numbar
un sy delete ho gaya hy

Is sms ko parh k agar aaye msg
IQBAL

TO samjhna k is nazam ka un pr asar ho gaya hy

Aur agar na aaye koi reply to samajh lena
W A S I

Dost ab tumhara
  BEWAFA
Ho gaya hai.

1 uppar Aurat

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

Kiya khoya kiya paya

Kisi ny IQBAL sy
poocha k zindagi
men kya KHOYA
or kya PAYA hai

To unhon ny kia khubsurat jawab dia

k

Jo gaajar ke halwey
men daaltey hen,
wo KHOYA hai

Or

Jo nashtey men
naan ke sath khatey
hen wo PAYA hai

Parhne ka Shukriya

Ye Abbottabad Wale IQBAL SAHAB Hen Jinki cant main pan shop hy. :

Boldy e nai

Rozay daroooo
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Bolday e naiii O..

Kal tay brian mubarkan dinday c ...... :-

Good morning ya good night

Ye Soch Soch kr Dimagh ki Wat Lag Gai H

  's.A '

K Sehri Me usy Good Morning Kahonga Ya Good Night?
('.')
<) )Tm Hi Bata Do yar...

Chars peety Jo na

Us Ne Dekhi Meri Ankhon Mn Udasi Ki Jhalak,

Aur Phir Ghor Se Mere Hath Ki Lakeeron Ko Parha,

Mere Uljhy Huey Balon Ko Dekha,

Kuch Lamhon Tk Wo khyalon k Banwar Mn Doobi,

Phr Utha Kr Meri Janib Wo Afsos Bhari Nigahen,

Lambi Ek Sard Aaah Bhari 0r Boli,

"jan"

"Charas Peetey
Ho Na..."

Big truths

" BIG Truth "

1000 Ka Note Boht Bara Lagta Hai,
Agr Masjid Mai Diya Jaye
?
Lekin
Resturants Main Boht Chota lagta Hai
?

Namaz Parhne Main Waqt Bohat Ziada Mahsoos Hota Hai
?
Lakin
3 Ghante Ki Film Boht Choti Lagti Hai
?

One day cricket match K Liye Awaam Pagal Ho Jati Hai
?
Lakin
Jumme k Byan K Liye Hamare Paas Waqt
Nai
?

Aese Msgs Forward Karne k Liye Balance Nahi
?
Lekin
Funny Msgs K Liye Packages Activate Hai!
plz f0rward 2 all muslim.

Asma-ul-hussna

'.MUSSAWIR.'
hai wo zaat jis ne tumhe mitti se insan banaya,

'.RAZZAQ
hai wo zaat jo tumhare gunahon k
ba-wajood tumhe roz rizq deta hai,

'.GHAFOOR
hai wo zaat jo tumhari t0ba pe tumhare gunahon ko B nekiyon mai badal deta hai,

'.AL-AZIZ
hai wo zaat jo tumhare raz jante hue B tumhari sarkashi k bawjod unhe fahash nahi krta,

'.RAHEEM
hai wo zaat jis ne tum ko tamam makhl0oq pe fazilat bakhshi,

'.KAREEM.'
hai wo zaat jis ne tumhare liye QURAN utara,

'.REHMAN.'
hai wo zaat jis ne tumhe Imam-ul-Anbia (S.A.W.W) ka ummati banaya.

AUR TUM APNE RAB KI KON KON SI NAIMATON KO JHOTLAO GE..

Load shedding

Jab meri koi Call & sMs na aye Misscal Be Na Aye To Samjh Lena K Shehansha-e-WQT Hath wali pakhi khud chala rahy he.
Enjoy Lodshading

Golden words

Har Lafz me Matlab hota hy OR:-
Hr Matlab me Farq hota hy"

"Zindagi me 2 Cheezen Tootne k liy hoti hen

"SAANS
OR
SAATH"

SAANS Totney se Insan ek bar Marta hy,
OR:-
SAATH Totney se Insaan Bar Bar Marta hy."

"WAQT OR PIYAAR"

Dono Zindagi me Ahem hote hein,

WAQT kisi ka nahi hota,
OR:-
PIYAAR Hr kisi se nahi hota."

"NEEND  OR MOUT"

NEEND Aadhi Mout hy,
OR:-
MOUT Mukamal Neend.

"WAQT OR SAMAJH"
Ek Sath khush  kismt logon ko milti hy,

Q K Aksar Waqt per Samajh nhi hoti
OR:-
SAMAJH  Aane tk Waqt nhi Bachta."

"YAQIN OR DUA"
Nazr nhi Aati
Lekin:-     
Na Mumkin ko Mumkin bana deti Hai.

Eid gift

عزیز دوستو
میں آج سے باقاعدہ اعلان کرتا ھوں
کہ
میں نے عید گفٹ،
دوستی کے تحفے،
کیش،
چیک،
سوٹ،
موبائل کارڈ،
پرفیوم
وغیرہ قبول کرنے کا آغاز
کر دیا ھے

تو دیر نا کریں رش سے بچیں
جلدی کریں وقت بچائیں

نوٹ: یہ سہولت ایزی لوڈ کی شکل میں بھی موجود ھے‎:-P‎

Sath sath

  Tum Mere 7
  Hum Tere 7

  Asman B 7
Samandar B 7
Hamesh Rehna Mere 7.

  Jeena B 7
  Marna B 7

  Hansna B 7
    Rona B 7 

       Q K
Aj Tareekh B ha 7.7

Jaldi khao

;-(    <(',')>
s-)      [ ]
;-*     _| |_
;->
Jaldi jaldi khao warna men Aazan dene laga hoon.
Tum Logon ne to sehri ko valima smjha hua hai.
.
.
.toba.

Ankhain bhi wohe hain tu Daraicha bhi wohe hy

is Jis ko mili Khabar, Usi Usi nay gila kiya

 Jis Jis ko mili Khabar, Usi Usi nay gila kiya !!!!!!
Q ki tum ny muhabat??? tum tu samajdar thy !!!!!

Shahon ki Tarha Thy Na Amiron ki trha Thy

Shahon ki Tarha Thy Na Amiron ki trha Thy

Ham Shehr-e- Muhbbat k Faqiron ki Tarha Thy

Daryaon Mein hoty Thy jaziron ki Tarha Ham

Sehra'on Mein pani k Zakhiron ki Tarha Thy

Afsos k smjha Na Hamein Ehl_e_Nazr Ny

Ham waqat ki Zambeel Mein Heeron ki Tarha Thy

Herat hai k woh log bhi Ab Chhor chaly Hain

Jo Meri Hatheli py Lakeeron ki Tarha Thy

Sochi Na Buri soch kabhi Un k liye bhi

Paywast Mery dil mein jo Teeron ki Tarha Thy.

Is Jawani mai kar lo jitny kar sakty ho Sajdy

Is Jawani mai kar lo jitny kar sakty ho Sajdy 

mai ny burhapy mai aksar logo ko bina Sajdy k 

Namaz party daikha hy 

zahmi howay honto tu mehsos ye hoa

zahmi howay honto tu mehsos ye hoa
choma tha kisi phool ko bari beraehmi k sath 

Kamal ka taana diya .... aj mujhy kisi nay Umar

Kamal ka taana diya .... aj mujhy kisi nay Umar
Agar wo tera hy tu .... tery pass q nahe 

Hum ny muhabat mai aisi b guzari ratain

Hum ny  muhabat mai aisi b guzari ratain
jab tak anso na bahy dil ko aram na aya

Mery sapno ko yu he mehakty rakhna

Mery sapno ko yu he mehakty rakhna
mai ny thahma hy hath bary maan k sat

Qabza na ki jiyai khud par

Qabza na ki jiyai khud par
Ap apny nahe, hamary hain

Honto ki hansi ko na samaj haqiqat-e-zindagi

Honto ki hansi ko na samaj haqiqat-e-zindagi 
Dil mai Utar k daikho kitny toty howay hain hum 

Jhoot kehti ho sach samajta hn

Jhoot kehti ho sach samajta hn 
Shok daikho faraib khany ka 

Matlab ki duniya the is liyai chor diya sab sy milna

Matlab ki duniya the is liyai chor diya sab sy milna 
warna hamari zindafi abi tanhai k kabil tu na the 

Aik mai he nahe jurm-e-muhabat ka khatawar

Aik mai he nahe jurm-e-muhabat ka khatawar 
halka  tabasum  b  to shamil  tha  udhar  sy

Aisa Khamoshi ka Alam ho jayai ga hamary baad

Aisa Khamoshi ka Alam ho jayai ga hamary baad 
k ho kar Udaas parindy b tera Shehar chor jain gay 

Bohat Socha ......

Bohat Socha ......
                          Bohat Samja......
Bohat he dair tak parkha 
tenha Jee lena  ****Muhabat**** sy behtar hy 

Mai khoon baich kar roti kharid laya hon

Mai khoon baich kar roti kharid laya hon 
Ammir-e-shehar ye halal hy ya nahe 

Sahib shariyat hio aik fatwa tu do

Sahib shariyat hio aik fatwa tu do 
Rukh-e- yaar pay marna b shahadat hy kiya 

Hum tuj par apni Jaan tak lota dain gay

Hum tuj par apni Jaan tak lota dain gay 
Tu hum sy hum jaisy Muhabat to kar k daikh

Hum tuj par apni Jaan tak lota dain gay

Hum tuj par apni Jaan tak lota dain gay 
Tu hum sy hum jaisy Muhabat to kar k daikh

Khudkushi Haram hy .....

Khudkushi Haram hy .....
tery bina jina b jaiz nahe .....

Lagy howay ho? mujhy bholny ki koshish mai

Lagy howay ho? mujhy bholny ki koshish mai 
Meri Dua hy. Khuda tumhy kamyab kary 

Mutahid ho tu badal dalo Nizam e Gulshan

Mutahid ho tu badal dalo Nizam e Gulshan 
Muntasher ho to maro Shor machaty q ho 

Mery anso ponch kar koi bas ye bata do mujhy

Mery anso ponch kar koi bas ye bata do mujhy
Rolany    wala   he   aksar   q   yaad   aty   hain

Talash hai aik aisy shekh ki

Talash hai aik aisy shekh ki
Jo ankho mai us waqt dard daikh ly
Jab duniya hum sy kehti hy
Kiya yar tum hamesha hansty rehty ho 

Yao buneri da TV dapasa bomb ekhawday wo. Khaze warta wel da sa k.
Buneray: ka pakistan match obelo no tol team dura kom.....

Azmati hy zindage

Aazmati Hy Zindagi Usi Ko
Jo Mushkil Raston Par Chalna Jante Hen,

Zindagi Main Jeet Usi Ki Hoti Hy
Jo Sab Kho Kar Bhi Muskurana Jante Hen.....

1 unpar aurat bank check cash krwane gai. Bank wale ne kaha is pe signature kro!

Aurat ne pucha woh kia hota hai?

Bank wale ne kaha woh jo tum apne shohar ko khat likhte waqt akhir men likhti ho.

Aurat ne likha:

"Twadi chummi di piyasi Pino"

1 Aadmi Sawat gaya,
Pohnchtay hi socha 'k Bivi ko sms kr dun

Usne sms likh kr Ghalat num pr Send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us 'k Shohar ka 2 din phle inteqaal hua tha
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha
Begum Mai Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hun
Idhar
Network b Mojod hai
Jaga Chhoti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa
Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti 'B Nahi Hai
Maine Jo
White Kapre Pehne Thay Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain !

2, 4, din mein tumko 'B bula loonga.

Newton's Law of asheqi

Newton's Law of asheqi:

"Every ashiq Continues to do asheqi until a Thappar or a Chappal hit upon his Face with the Velocity of 9.8m/s by a Lovely Girl
This Force is called Be-ezzti, Which is Directly Propotional to Sharmindagi
But Begherti Remains Constant.

Yaad

        "YAAD"

ZINDGI Ki Udas Shamon Mein

Zindgi K Tanha Lamhon Mein

Wo Jo door Jate Hain Bohat Yad Aty Hain..

Jab DIL Tarapta Hai

Jab Ankhien Roti Hain

Wo Jo Rooth Jaty Hain

Bohat Yad Aaty Hain.

Jab Rasty Bhool Jaty Hain

Jab Manzilein Kho Jati Hain

Wo Jo Chor Jatay Hain Bohat Yaad Aatay Hain.

Slogans for promoting condoms

Slogans for promoting condoms :
China
You can't go wrong, if you shield your ding dong !

UK
She won't get sick, if you wrap your dick !
USA
If you go into heat, cover your meat !

AUSTRAILIA
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool !
FRANCE
Wrap it in a foil, before checking her oil !

SOUTH AFRICA
Cover your stump, before you pump !
PAKISTAN
Don't be silly, Protect your Lulli

Robot

Ek Lahori apny bety k liye aisa Robot Laya jo jhoot bolny par Thappar marta tha ...

Beta : papa Aaj ma schooL nahi jao ga mery pait ma dard hah ...
(Phataaakh) ;)

Bap : DekhA ! Tu ne jhot bola is Liye tujhe Saza mili ,, ma jb tere jitna tha to kbhi b jhoot nahi bolta tha ..
(Phataaakh) :-p

Wife HaNsty huwe:
Akhir Aap hi
    kA beta hA ...
(Phatakkkhh phataaakkkhhh) :D

"Jo samja wo
khamosh  baki log :>
taLeem jaari rkhyn"

Family planning

1 bacha
muskurate hue
paida hua,
Nurse:Q hans rahy ho?
Bachy ne

mutthi kholi
or

family planing Wali
goli nikal kr dikhai
or
bola
PAPA ko b0l dena,

"DON ko r0kna
mushkil hi nai
namumkin hai.!!..;)hehehehehe...

"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "

"Meri subah ka Aaghaz Teri Raza se Ho "

" Aey khuda"

" Tu hi hai Jo sara Din Muje Apni Panah May Rakhta He

SUBAH
BAKHAIR

Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,

Zuban Tak Jo na Aaye Wo Mohabbat or hoti Hy,

Fasana Aur hota hy Haqiqat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana k Sheesha-e-dil Ronaq-e-Bazar hota Hy

Magar Jab Toot Jata Hy to Qeemat Aur hoti Hy

Nigahain Jaanch Leti hen Mohabbat ki Adaaon ko,

Chupanay sy Zamanay Bhar Main Shohrat Aur hoti Hy

Yeh Maana Husn ki Fitrat Bohot Nazuk hy

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Mizaj-e-Ishq ki Lekin Nazakat Aur hoti hy..'!!

Pagal pan

Pagal pan ki sare lakeray mayray hi hathun main kun

jis ko chahun main hi chahun main hi chahun kun

Teacher Puppu se
Pakistan men Aman q nhi hota?
Puppu
Sir,Actually humara Flag hi Ulta ha
Teacher
Kia Matlab?
Puppu
Sir,Green Colour Qaom ka Nishan ha or White  Aman ka
Aman men to Hum ne Danda dia huwa ha
Agar yehi Danda Qaom me dia hota to,Aaj yahan Aman hota
Ge Öy Puppu

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin

Hawa thami thi zaror lekin
Wo sham jesy sisak rhi thi
K zard patto ko andiyun ny
Ajeeb Qisa suna diya tha
K jis ko sun kar tamam patty
Sisak rahy thy
Bilak rahy thy
na Jany kis saanhay k ghum main
Shajar jaron se ukhar chuky thy
Boht talasha tha hum ne tum ko
Har ek rasta
Har ek wadi
Har ek parbat
Har ek ghati
kahin se teri khabar na i,
To ye k
Hum ne bhi dil ko tala,
Hawa thamy gi to dekh lein gay,
Hum us k raston ko dhond lien gay,
Magar hamari ye khush khyali,
Jo hum ko barbad kar gei thi,
Hawa thami thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi,
Humare baalo k junglon main,
Sufaid chandi utar chuki thi,
Falak pe taary nahi rahe thy,
Gulab pyary nahi rhy thy,
Wo jin sy basti thi dil ki basti,
Wo log sary nahi rahy the,
Ye almiya sub sy bala tar tha,
K Hum tumhary nahi rahy thy,
K Tum humary nahi rahy thy,
Hawa thmi thi zaror lekin,
Bari hi mudat guzar chuki thi...!

Khubsorati

KHUBSOORTI Ki Kami Ko Ikhlaq Pura Kar Sakta Hai.

Magar

IKHLAQ ki kami Ko khubsoorti Pura Nahi Kar Sakti".

Mjhe Sulane Jb Rat Ati Ha.

Mjhe Sulane Jb Rat Ati Ha.

Me So Nhi Pata Rat Khud So Jati Ha.

Puchne Pr DIL  Se Ye Awaz ati Ha.

Aj Use Yad KrLo Rat To Roz ati ha.
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